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Square-Toed Shoes
To guys who wear square-toed shoes, good for you that you don't need people to actually like you.
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Deep V-Neck T-Shirts
We’ve talked about this before, and unless you’re a Jersey Shore character, the answer is simply no.
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Dropped Crotch Pants
Aladdin didn’t get away with them—and he was a cartoon.
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Fanny Packs
Eureka! We found the perfect tool for men who want to stay single for the rest of their lives.
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Corduroy Suits
Maybe in the near future a designer can design a compelling corduroy suit. But for now, as Little Britain's Carol Beer once said: “Computer says no.”
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Flare Jeans
We love jeans. But somewhere along the road it became a battle of who could have the widest legs. And for that, we all lose.
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Studded Belts
Hey, man: Johnny Rotten called. He wants his belt back.
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Sweaters with Statement Text
A real guy doesn’t need a statement sweater. His personal style—a.k.a. his walk and talk—speaks for itself.
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Beaded/Hemp/Shell Necklaces
Unless you’re Kelly Slater (and the odds are overwhelming that you're not), a beaded necklace will never be an acceptable accessory—not even in your wildest dreams.
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Crocs
Yes, we're aware that they're comfy, so we're going to be very clear about this one. As long as you wear them at home, behind closed doors, you should be fine. Extra points if you avoid wearing them in front of the Mrs.
